the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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