I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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