I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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