Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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