oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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