Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
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