I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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