Small penises have feelings too.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
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