I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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