Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm sobbing to NWA
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
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