just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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