I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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