Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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