I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well I just put wine in my tea
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Randomize
