Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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