WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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