she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
We are two peas in an std pod
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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