Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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