garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
you guys were way drunker than both of me
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Randomize
