yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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