You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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