I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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