Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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