She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
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