he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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