Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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