Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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