and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
