we have pet lesbian snakes
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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