What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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