Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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