This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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