**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I need a burrito and a hug.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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