I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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