For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I will be naked everywhere
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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