so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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