My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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