So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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