I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
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