If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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