Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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