1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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