i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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