Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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