So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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