just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
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