So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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