Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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