Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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