Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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