Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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