called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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