Non-Jews are for practice
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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