i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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